people, beer

I have heard the people talking about me and wondering what I would be like if I were a person. Which I think is stupid, because Milo and I do not sit around and wonder what the people would be like if they were cats. Honestly, we don't care. But the people think it is funny to talk about cats being people. All I know is, if I were a person a) I would eat all the tuna I wanted and I would open the cans myself, and b) I think I would drink beer, I think I would like that.