THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT

When I said I wanted attention I did not mean that I wanted you to put the silver flash-box in front of my face. NO. FLASH FLASH FLASH. Look! I will put my face on your flash-box. Ha ha ha. Hello flash-box. I will run straight into the flash-box with my forehead. That is funny, because you yell. I will put my paws on the flash-box. You are looking at me through the flash-box, which means there is an object between me and your affection, and I AM THE OBJECT OF AFFECTION. COME HERE. NO FLASH-BOX. I will put my mouth and my whiskers on your flash-box and I will chew on the string hanging from the flash-box. HA HA HA THAT WORKED. Look at me. I am rolling! ROLLING! Do not flash-box while I am rolling. YOU TOUCH ME WHILE I AM ROLLING. THIS IS HOW IT WORKS.

MILO, I SEE YOU BEHIND THAT BOX, I AM GOING TO CHEW ON YOUR EARS.

NO FLASH-BOX. RUB MY BELLY. LOOK AT ME.

THAT'S RIGHT.